12 Naughty Phrases You Can Say at Thanksgiving

At Hedonism II we are so grateful for the amazing staff and guests that make up our beloved Hedo Family. Before the Tryptophan kicks in, here are a few sexy phrases you can slip to your SO under the table to tell them just how much you appreciate their juicy….ahem…stuffing.

1. That’s an impressive Spread
2. Wow, those are huge breasts!
3. Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.
4. Wanna try my gravy?
5. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
6. I’m going to explode if I don’t undo my pants!
7. Are you ready for seconds?
8. It’s Cool Whip Time
9. Should I stick it back in?
10. More sausage stuffing please!
11. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
12. I didn’t think I could fit all of that inside of me!